Here’s a Joke: Owned…!!

I might have to take some time out to mention this, it’s really funny! I know you guys crave for Grand Theft Auto IV (or Manhunt 2 ?) goodies, but some other day! I normally don’t write about my personal life, but this just has to be shared!

Today in school, we needed to undergo a 2.4 kilometres physical training run. It was supposed to be a test, but heck. I finished with a time of 15 minutes 40+ seconds and barely passed, but I guess there is something that’s worth more of laugh…

Here’s the story: My classmate, whose name I won’t name for legal reasons, literally just got owned today. Ok, before I continue elaborating the incident, let’s just name my classmate “Ape”.

Today, during the run, “Ape” claimed he had an Ankle Sprain, which was obviously fake, considering he used a different style of limping every round he ran. Even the Physical Education teacher doubted he had an Ankle Sprain (for pretty obvious reasons).

And so, for the whole test, “Ape” walked five rounds (totalling to approximately 2 km) and ran with a limp for one round (approximately 0.4 km). And guess what was his timing? 27 Minutes and 41 Seconds. Haha, it was really a joke! THIRTY F*CKING MINUTES TO RUN 2.4 KM?! What a joke!

After the test, we grilled him. And “Ape” admmited it was only a minor ankle pain (he still insisted it was real). But obviously, without grilling him, everyone already knew it was fake. He looked like such a loser at that time, what a pathetic ape he really was.

UPDATE: Since the incident has passed us for a long time, I’ll tell you guys his name - John Ang. It’s really lucky this one hell of an Ape is no longer in the same class with me anymore (he’s still a classic joke as ever before). What a blessing!

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