Jokes and Stuff

While casually surfing the internet, I came across this funny video. It’s about a phone call between an electronics stall employee and a customer. The customer wants a JVC DVD player and a JVC HD-ready LCD TV, but ends up saying a whole load of funny, mis-pronounced crap. Be forewarned, this video is a little racist, watch it at your own risk. It is very funny, though.

Also, I came across a bunch of insult jokes once again, and I’m here to share with you guys. Well, as you know, other than the flawed Call of Duty 4, news in the hardcore gaming community is pretty scarce this week. Please forgive me for sharing half-baked, but funny, jokes. You can help yourself with the jokes below and use it to scold your enemies…

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.

I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for.

People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals.

I wish you were all here. I don’t like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get.

I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I’m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

I don’t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

So, was the jokes funny? Did the video make you laugh? Now, if you liked the video and the jokes, give this post a nice little comment. I won’t be to hard on you, will it? Give me feedback on this and maybe I’ll return with a couple of sick jokes in my next post.

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