Skit Volume 1 - Episode 8 - “Hope?”

Christmas - it is over! The next big thing coming up, as many of you know, is the New Year. The year 2008, or MMVIII, will be here before we even know it - it’s just merely a few days away. Here, I present to you a skit written by DLH, now our full-time skit author at -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ…

After two months of much blood and sweat, Skit Volume 1 is finally back with a new Episode - “Hope?”, a continuation of “Deep Water”. This skit is a guest post written by DLH (DreamsLieHere), in collaboration with -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-. We hope you enjoy it!

If you haven’t read the last 6 episodes, you can view them all on this page.

“What’s this… MJOLNIR armor plating?!” Jack exclaimed as he started examining the armor. Sure enough, he saw the words ‘Spartan-117′ inscripted onto the shoulder plates. It was too sudden for him - As he slowly closed his eyes, and thought about it for a few moments, he quickly contacted the Rapture security forces.

“Hey guys, I found an armor plating, it seems that somebody we didn’t expect has arrived… We’re going to deal with it! Strap up and continue patrol - shoot on sight.” Jack spoke thorugh the PA system that ran thorugh the whole facility. Soon after, Jack’s own splicer bodyguards went into action, all strapped up with revolvers.

Meanwhile, back on the Pillar of Autumn, the UNSC super-soldiers were still fighting off the covenant. “Kelly, there’s too many of them! What are we gonna do about them?”, Fred spoke through the COM system, “We’re in a f*cked up situation right now!? The Covenant - they won’t give up!” Fred screamed to Kelly as they fended off Covenants with their Assault Rifles.

“Wait, check if the MAC on the crashed pelican is working - it’s our only hope outta this situation - Go check it out NOW!”  Kelly screamed back as Fred dodged incoming plasma fire and escaped  back to the ship.

“The MAC seems to be operating fine! We’re going to send these Covenants Motherf*ckers to hell!” Fred exclaimed.

“Face the MAC turrets towards those covenant ships!” Kelly hollered at him as Fred frantically charged up the MAC turrets and fired it. The Covenant ships were wrecked, most of it - all in just a few shots. Kelly and Fred ducked beneath the ship, watching flabbergasted at the sight of the power of the MAC.

Meanwhile, Master Chief was struggling to come to terms with his surroundings. As he explored the dilapidated building, he stumbled upon stuff from the 1950’s - they were lying everywhere. So were the furniture, the design. He had not seen anything like that before. It was all new to him. When suddenly, he heard a sound…

“SMASH!”, a sound came out of nowhere. He looked down through one of the windows and saw a Big Daddy stomping onto a helpless person. He was already a bloody, mushy mess when it stomped right onto him.

The Master Chief saw this incident and quickly rushed down to stop it. He quickly took out his only weapon, a Assault Rifle, which is obviously helpless against a giant like a Big Daddy. Nothing could stop it for now. Nothing.

The Master Chief soon found himself gasping for air as he was grabbed by the Big Daddy. His heavy breathing, however turned into groans of sharp pain as he was thrown into a brick wall, making it crack a little in the process.  He felt dizzy. It was just too much for him to take. The pain was just unbearable for him as he slowly faded in and out of consciousness and then blacked out.

END OF EPISODE EIGHT
To be Continued…

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