Skit Volume 1 - Episode 9 - “Chase”

Hi everybody! This is a late Christmas present from us. Here, we present the second of a total of two skit episodes! Scroll down below to see Epsiode 8! As promised, this is the continuation of Episode 8, “Hope”.

Basically, for those who haven’t read any of our skits before, these skits are actually some sort of a video game “fan fictions”, fusing the storylines of the Grand Theft Auto III trilogy, Grand Theft Auto IV, the Halo series and BioShock. Do enjoy this episode, have fun!

If you haven’t read the last 6 episodes, you can view them all on this page.

“Ugh…..what the…..arrgh…” Master Chief groaned as he regained consciousness. However, this time he found himself in the bedroom of an apartment in Rapture, without his armor. Jack stepped into the room.

“Who are you? Don’t give me sh*t, OK? I found an armor that could be yours. For all I know if you haven’t gotten injured by that Big Daddy, you would have  been shot by my Security Splicers. And who knew, you were just a ordinary human, like me when I saw you. So, I’m gonna give you one chance, and tell me - Who are you? What are you doing here, and why are you doing with that armor of yours?” Jack asked Master Chief.

“John, Spartan-117. Yes, that armor is mine. You see, I was fighting some aliens when I..well lost consciousness and I got knocked out, found myself in the middle of the Mid-Atlantic Ocean. I was swimming to shore when I saw a building, and I quickly swam into it, then I came into here - this underwater city.” Master Chief replied.

“Good lord…that is your armor. Sh*t, the technology back on earth is AMAZING! Anyway, you’d better take a good rest,” Jack assured him. “Anyway, what’s the crap about those aliens?” John gave no reply. Meanwhile, …

[Liberty City, 2007]

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: What? Kill a person off? Who?!

Little Jacob: It’s al’ight man, its just one person. The name’s Jack.

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: You sure this is gonna be alright? What about the CIA? The feds?

Little Jacob: Don’t be ridiculous, my man, you’re being paranoid - just treat that guy as one of the… the Furies.

-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: Okay, but…

Little Jacob: F*ck him, he’s been causing trouble everywhere when he was on Earth. He was found to be in a mysterious underwater city called Rapture. Go to the Atlantic Ocean, go and search for him, and when you find him, go give him a taste of good old Lil’ Jacob, capiche? Now, go to the docks in Algonquin. There’s a Jetmax waiting for you. It’s equipped with GPS, don’t worry, so you’ll find your way there easily. Now, go get him!

END OF EPISODE NINE
To be Continued…

- Written by DLH (DreamsLieHere), edited by -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-

The next episode, Epsiode 10, will be the grand ending for this skit volume. Will the story take a turn? What will happen next? Watch out for the next big blockbuster skit, stay tuned! Also, a new fan fiction (Skit Volume 2) will be approaching.

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