Skit Volume 1 - Episode 10 (Final) - “Death Row”

It’s been long, huh? Well, I’m back with Episode 10, the final episode of Skit Volume 1…
After planning this for a few months, it’s finally here.
Enjoy the Grand Finale!
[Algonquin docks]
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:Where the f*ck is my Jetmax!? Sh*t…
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- :There’s my Jetmax!
*Steps into the Jetmax …
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=: Better get going. What the- I feel someone pulling my leg…
Before he knew it, he got smacked in the head by a glass bottle, blood literally pouring from his head.
[11 hours later…]
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:Ugh….Wh..where th..the..f*..ck..am I…
“Welcome…to the place…where you…die.”
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- got up his bed…only to see a man in a track suit.
Man: Should I just introduce myself? I’m Niko Bellic, and I’m working for Jack. I overheard your conversation with Jacob, thats why I captured you.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:What the-
Niko tugged -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s shirt, giving him a damn serious look.
Niko: You better not f*ck with me, Jack, or anyone I’m working with, you hear me? You are just a small timer, working with that b*tch Jacob…and trying to kill Jack? No hope. You see, Jack may be just a person stuck in a city under water, but he does what your high-class gangster does: Smoke weed, uses Cuban cigars and uses tons of drugs. And yes, I deal big business with him…usually we trade about $5 mil worth of coke each month… by sea of course.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:Whatever, b*tch. I’m not gonna kill you, but since you’re working with him, why not I kill you first?
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- takes out his AK47 and starts shooting at Niko, but he doesn’t budge.
Niko: Are you done already? Good. I’m just wearing a bulletproof vest, so yeah, bullets can’t f*ck me up. I’m giving you one last chance. Wanna stop f*cking with me and Jack or meet your ultimate doom right here.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- :F*ck…I admit defeat. I’ll just stop f*cking with you and Jack…
Niko: Good! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll have to go and watch the waves.
Niko, at this time, had his back facing -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- and would be unaware of any attacks against him.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- picks up his shotgun and pumps it straight at Niko’s head, blowing his brain and skull into many pieces, then watching him collapse onto the cold, solid marble, with blood just flowing everywhere onto the floor from his head.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:F*ck, better go get that b*tch Jack…
He discovers a Jetmax lowered at the back of the yacht he was captured in, and quickly escaped in it.
Meanwhile…
[Rapture, 2007]
Jack: Ah f*ck, got nothing better to do. Better turn on my transmitter… just to check on any news.
Gangster:Bzzt..bzzt…Jack..Niko’s..Niko’s dead!
Jack: What the f*ck? How did you know then?
Gangster: We tried to contact Niko but he didn’t reply, when we paid a visit to his boat, his head was…was…basically BLOWN OFF! The Jetmax was gone…most likely an attacker came and killed Niko.
Jack: It MUST be that jerk -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- Niko was telling me about!
Suddenly…
“Jack. You better get your stinking as* right here NOW!”
Jack: What the f*ck do you want, bit*h?
“Never mind, I saw you.”
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- emerged from the cloudy waters, landing onto the underwater city known as Rapture.
Jack: Lemme guess…you’re the bit*h Niko was talking about… -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-!
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: Correct. And now, I’m gonna send you to your watery grave. Any last words?
Jack: Change that to any last Monsters. Boys?
Two Big Daddies appear out of nowhere, standing right behind Jack.
Jack: You killed Niko. Now, its time to kill you bit*ch!
The two Big Daddies charge at -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- at full force, with the latter barely managing to dive away from the two.
Jack: Whats wrong? Scared? I thought you were that brave guy who killed my best friend Niko Bellic?
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:No….ARGH!!!!
A Big Daddy ripped off a portion of skin from -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s chest, with the lad screaming in excruciating pain.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-: N..never…I..will….never…give up…
He reached for his bazooka…and just shot it straight at Jack.
Jack: Oh f*ck…
BOOM! A explosion just destroyed the building they were fighting in, with -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- barely managing to swim out of the blast radius. He found himself on the Jetmax after swimming for a few minutes..
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:F*ck, my chest…
He ripped off his soaking wet, blood stained and partially torn shirt and placed a bandage on top of it.
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-:Damn…I feel good right now…better go back to Lil’ Jacob…
-=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- rode back to Liberty City on his Jetmax, with the sense of accomplishment after completing a painful and difficult mission…for the first time.
Well, I’ll just have to end it here! Comments will be greatly appreciated, and I’ll start work on Skit Volume 2 soon. See you!

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