Skit Volume 2 - Episode 3 - “Lights Off”

“Hey guys, I see you’re still selling dope on the streets.” He said softly.

“Yeah we are Richie, when did you get out?” One of the dealers asked.

“Today and I only want you dealing for me and no one else. I got some good stuff that I’m going to acquire and it will make us all a lot of money, got it?” Richie answered.

“Alright Richie, we understand. Just give us a call when you acquire it.” The dealer in the middle replied.

Richie walked off and down the street some more until he reached an apartment building. He walked inside and up a few flights of stairs to his apartment. He knocked on the door and with in seconds Sara answered it. Sara was so filled with excitement that she jumped into his arms and began hugging and kissing Richie constantly.

“Alright it’s good to see you to baby, but do you think I can come and eat some dinner atleast?” Richie replied out of breath from kissing his wife.

“Yeah honey sure, come on in.” Sara replied as Richie came inside. She shut the door behind him and locked it.

Richie sat down at the table and Sara retrieved a hot plate of chicken parmesan from the oven.

“Chicken parmesan? My favorite, I like that sexy black dress you have on. It shows off your cleavage really well.” Richie said with a smile as he took a bite of chicken parmesan, “This is really great babe.”

Richie took a few more bites as Sara answered with a kiss on the cheek. Sara sat down as well and ate dinner with Richie. Once the couple finished, Richie carried Sara into the bedroom. He dropped her on the bed and pulled her skimpy black dress off her to find no underwear underneath. Richie smiled and quickly took off all his clothes.

“It’s been so long since we…”

“I know.” Richie interrupted his wife.

He began kissing her up and down her body. The couple looked deeply into each other’s eyes, and finally they began to make love as the sun set outside and the moon rose high into the dark sky.

The next day…

Richie woke up and slowly slipped out of bed. He climbed in the shower and turned it on. It was the first time in ten years he didn’t have to shower with his back against the shower head. Once he finished, he dressed himself in his worn out shoes, khaki pants, a white tank, and a blue dress shirt left unbutton. Next he slid his gold cross around his neck and strapped a small gun holster to his ankle. He pulled a .48 pistol out of his closet and strapped it inside the gun holster on his ankle. Richie covered it up with his pant leg and grabbed the keys to his car. He also grabbed his old cell phone.

He left the apartment with Sara still asleep. Richie walked down the stairs and out the door. He entered his sentinel and ignited the engine. He planned to take back all of his old business ventures, but first he needed to talk to Nicky. Richie drove to Nicky’s mansion and parked his car. He walked up the stairs and stopped at the guard.

“Who are you?” The guard asked.

“I’m Richie Copperelli; I need to talk with Nicky.” Richie replied smoothly.

“Hold on.” The guard said and left for a minute.

A few minutes later the guard came back, “Ok, he’ll see you now.”

“Alright.” Richie responded.

He began to walk inside when he kneed the guard in the balls. “Show me some respect next time you see me.” He said sternly.

Richie walked into the Don’s office and hugged Nicky.

“It’s good to see you Richie, what’s it been ten years?”

“Yeah Nicky, I got out yesterday. Now I want to talk to you about getting all my old businesses back.” Richie answered.

“Well Rich I got something better then that for you. I know about all the sh*t you did for this family before you went to jail and you’re still the best earner this family has ever had. That’s why I’m making you a Captain.” Nicky responded with a smile.

“Oh man, Capo? That’s great, thank you!” Richie replied with a smile.

The two men hugged and then sat back down to continue discussing business.

“I’m also giving you control of the garbage business. It’s a big money maker and it’s a great asset. I’ll have some bigger business plans in the near future, but I’ll give you time to get on your feet. Anyways, get out of here I got a meeting with the mayor.” Nicky stated.

Richie bid his good byes and left the office. On the way out he pulled his cell phone out a dialed a number. Now that he was a captain, he needed the best bodyguard available and there is only one guy he could think of for the job.

“Hello?”

“Hey Sergio, its Richie Copperelli.”

“Richie? Quando avete uscito della prigione?” Sergio replied.