Skit Volume 2 - Episode 7 - “The Crew”
- Posted by DLH on July 25th, 2008 filed in Skits
Here’s another one… Episode 7 of the Second Skit Volume, continuing from Episode 6, “Rigano’s Dry Cleaning”.
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Richie, Sergio, and Dickie arrived at Patrizio’s Bistro and parked their car. As the three gangsters left their vehicle and began walking to the front door, they could see that this meeting was for all the Leone Capo’s. Rusty Tagucchi, Al Moretti, and Mario Bianchi were already inside having coffee.
“Hey, Richie Copperelli, remember us?” Cristian called out as him and his two friends walked up.
“No, who the f*ck are you?” Richie replied.
“Cristian Tismonte, Matteo Grosso, and Marco Peruzzi. Oh and this guy is my brother Sean Tismonte and the big guy over there is my cousin Tommy Dellito.” Cristian answered.
“So why have you and your chicken sh*t crew, come here to talk to me?” Richie questioned.
“Well we just wanted to offer you our services.” Tommy responded.
“Well if I need someone to suck my dick I’ll go get one of the girls at Sex Club 7, you f*cking fanooks.” Richie replied.
“No what I meant was, that if you ever need anything done like collections or anything then just…” Tommy started to say before Sergio punched him in the mouth.
“Shut the f*ck up!” Sergio screamed at Tommy. “We don’t talk business here!”
Richie looked over the crew of young guys standing before him and recognized something.
“Marco? Marco Peruzzi? Was your father Giuseppe Peruzzi?” Richie asked.
“Yeah he was my father. Unfortunately he died when I was just a little kid.” Marco answered.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that. He was a stand up guy.” Richie replied, “Well I got to go, it was nice talking with you guys.”
As Richie, Sergio, and Dickie walked inside the restaurant, Cristian turned to his friends, “What the f*ck is this guy bipolar or something. An f*cking schizophrenic, this guy. Well f*ck him, if we want respect we have to take it.”
“Well f*ck that, I’m not going do anything stupid and I don’t think you guys should either.” Marco responded.
“Yeah I’m with Marco. What you’re talking about doesn’t sound good. To go after a f*cking captain, that’s stupid.” Matteo added on.
“Fine then, we’ll do it without you!” Cristian yelled and walked off with Sean and Tommy.
“Do you think he’ll actually try to take out Richie?” Matteo asked.
“I don’t know just give him some time to cool down.” Marco replied. “Let’s go inside and get something to eat.”
To be Continued…
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