Ok, guys. Here’s a joke for you… Something unforgettable and pure funny!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

Well, was it funny? I first saw this joke in Reader’s Digest. I just couldn’t forget it, it was simply pure humour - you know, those that can make you go “laughing out loud”? Hence I did a little bit of searching on the internet, and I finally found it. I just had to post it here and share it with you guys. Anyway, just give me your comments on this one! I hope I brightened your day!

Hey there, guys! It’s been a long time since I last customised the blog to extreme uberness. Today, you shall see why -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ was upgraded to version 2.9 silently. Now, -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ is packed with more goodness than ever before.

Basically, with this blog “version”, I have managed to fix all of the bugs regarding the poll and the shoutbox. You should now be able to post on the shoutbox and tell us how great -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ is without any problems.

Previously, the contact form was not working. Now, we have an updated contact form which makes contacting me a breeze. A random quote display was also added to the sidebar and the “About Me” page was also updated with my SteamID and Live Gamer Card.

Besides bugfixes, a load of songs and a few Midnight Club: Los Angeles screenshots were also added to the gallery. A privacy policy was also added, and the disclaimer and footer updated and polished. The most apparent feature in version 2.9 is that we have upgraded the WordPress version to 2.3.

Well, one question stands out among all my queries now; what should I do in the future? I guess I shall do a couple of skits, share a couple of jokes and stories, or write about my opinions. That’s what a blog should be, isn’t it? Maybe I would go into some other things such as writing tutorials or creating WordPress themes.

Now, all I want to do is to blog happily. I would get satisfaction when I see the people coming in and reading my posts. They enjoy it, and so do I. I love what I’m doing right now and I really hope all of you who are reading this will try to come back and read my posts as often as you can. Also, give me your comments on my posts or I really don’t know what you think about what I wrote.

Actually, there’s really nothing else I have to say right now. Guys, I hope you will come back very often just to read my posts and give your comments, ok? I shall look forward to version 3.0, where there might be many people reading my blog everyday, if that will happen… Wishes don’t come true that very often, but I’ll still wish for that day to come.

Two days ago, I posted some funny insults. I know quite a handful of you loved them. It was funny, no doubt. Today, I came across a bunch of funny conversations in court between attornys and witnesses. This, in my opinion, is much funnier than the couple of funny insults.

Actually, these conversations are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Well, it’s worth reading to the end! So, here you go, guys…

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

So, you have finished reading it, haven’t you? Perhaps one of those attorneys were Jack Thompson? I don’t know for sure. I hope you got the joke - every single one of them. Don’t worry, just let loose and laugh out loud. It’s not wierd. It’s just normal behaviour. It’s just the way humour is, isn’t it? Read, Understand, LAUGH!

Recently, I have read that humour makes somebody’s brain juices flow better and allows somebody to be more creative. So here, guys, is a handful of jokes, or rather, insults - something to read and laugh over it. I hope you would like it, or at least give me your feedback.

What’s the hottest website on the Internet nowadays? No, not the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer that rocked the world, or the Halo 3 E3 trailer that made people utter a “Wow!”. It’s not Friendster, MySpace or YouTube either - it’s Facebook.

Well, unless you have been held captive by the Mafia or have been living under a rock for the past few months, you should know that Facebook is the hottest social networking site on the internet right now. Millions of people have already started using it, and it is getting hotter each new day, even beating similar sites like Friendster or MySpace.

What started as a site restricted to students of Harvard College, is now a popular social networking website that allows people to communicate with their friends and exchange information. Besides doing that, you are also free to add applications to your Facebook profile.

Facebook has an interesting feature called “wall”, which basically is a space on a profile page that allows friends to post messages for the user to see, much like a comments/testimonials section on Friendster. The “wall” allows guests to post both textual content and attachments.

Also, Facebook allows you to give or recieve gifts. In other words, you can choose a gift and give it to any of your friends, and they can also do the same to you. These gifts you recieve will than be shown on your “gift box”.

Applications, a novelty feature that was mentioned breifly earlier, allows Facebook users to have fun and interact with your friends. Basically, it is just a framework for developers to create applications that interact with core Facebook features. Among these applications include Top Friends, which displays your favourite friends on your profile page, and games like scrabble and hangman. Interesting, isn’t it?

Well, if you still haven’t signed up with Facebook, you should really do so immediately. What you have heard about Facebook recently isn’t fake. Facebook is a really interesting place for you to interact with friends and family online, as well as have fun with them and exchange information. Isn’t this great? Just remember to add me as a friend!

Well, six days ago, I did a skit named “Rapture-117″. That was the first part of my BioShock-Halo fan fiction. Today, I have decided to continue the saga of “Rapture 117″. Hence, this skit, named “Deep Water”, was borned…

Well, if you haven’t read the last 6 episodes, you can view them by going to this page.

The last of the covenant troops were destroyed, but more was being deployed. It seemed as if all that the UNSC had to do nowadays was to battle an endless stream of covenants, and they have already lost many men, ammunition, weaponary and vehicles, not to mention the hundreds of pelican dropships that were being destroyed due to plasma fire.

Meanwhile, in Rapture, Jack managed to chance upon some of Spartan-117’s MJOLNIR armor plating.

END OF EPISODE SEVEN
To be Continued…

I have decided for this skit to be shorter than the last one, because I don’t really have much time to write this one. The next episode, I guarantee, will be more exciting with lots of twists and turns. That’s when Master Chief gets introduced to the world of Rapture. I won’t say more, but you must stay tuned for the next episode!

Midnight Club: Los Angeles is Rockstar Games’ next outing for the Next-Generation consoles. It will be released on the Xbox 360 and the Playstation 3 in 2008, much like Grand Theft Auto IV. As the name suggests, it will be set in the city of Los Angeles.

The trailer and screenshots that were released has showed us how great Midnight Club: Los Angeles’ graphics are. Many belive that the Rockstar Advanced Game Engine (RAGE) will be used in this installment of the Midnight Club series, although this was not confirmed by Rockstar Games yet.

You can look at how great the graphics are in Midnight Club: Los Angeles yourself by viewing the trailer above, or by looking the the released screenshots in the Image Gallery here. Alternatively, you might want to visit the official site.

Currently, the released game trailer shows the Ford Mustang Boss 302 and Mitsubishi 3000GT, although it is not confirmed whether it will be in the released version of the game. The song “Idealistic” by Digitalism, a German electro music duo, was also used as the background music in the trailer.

So far, the game’s graphics look really cool, and the city of Los Angeles looks prettily rendered in terms of detail. The cars don’t look as cool as those featured in Need for Speed ProStreet, but the concept of the Midnight Club series looks more well thought out of than the Need for Speed series.

Games are constantly evolving, and we are more than happy to welcome the changes introduced to us in Grand Theft Auto IV, Midnight Club: Los Angeles, L.A. Noire and Manhunt 2. We all love Rockstar Games, and I am sure most of you who are reading this loves to play video games, no?

Saw IV

“Hello. You’re watching me on YouTube…” It rings in your head, doesn’t it? The video above is entitled: “Save Yourself and Respond to this Video“. It is now replaced by the official YouTube trailer. Now, will you respond to this video which scared the freak out of a few chumps’ brains? No, I wasn’t scared by this video.

No, this post is not talking about the YouTube video above. It’s about Saw IV, the movie which will premiere in cinemas in this coming Halloween - October 26th, just merely 5 days before Halloween itself. Basically, Saw IV continues where Saw 3 left off, where Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are known to be dead.

In the movie, two seasoned FBI profilers, upon hearing the news of Detective Kerry’s murder, arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman sift through Jigsaw’s latest grizzly game of victims and piece together the puzzle.

But then SWAT Commander Rigg, the only officer who has experienced Jigsaw’s handiwork, is suddenly abducted. Thrust into the madman’s harrowing game, he has but ninety minutes to overcome a diabolical series of interconnected traps … or face the deadly consequences.

The citywide pursuit leaves a wake of dead bodies, and Detective Hoffman and the FBI later uncovers long hidden clues that lead them back to Jigsaw’s ex-wife Jill. The genesis of Jigsaw’s evil is then is unveiled, exposing the puppet master’s true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Manhunt 2

Yes, it’s Manhunt 2! Back in June, we heard of rumors that Manhunt 2 will never be published. Of course, that’s not true. Manhunt 2’s back, and it’s better than ever before. Over at Manhunt 2’s official site, there’s a Manhunt 2 Sweepskates that allows you to win the Ultimate Manhunt 2 Entertainment System.

The Ultimate Manhunt 2 Entertainment System features a 50″ Inch Plasma Television and a Manhunt 2 branded Nintendo Wii. Images of the special Manhunt 2 branded Wii can be seen on the left. Admittedly, it looks cool, and having a blood-stained Nintendo on Halloween would be impressive, won’t it?

Fancy wiining yourself an ultimate Manunt 2 Entertainment System package? Sorry, non-American citizens, but this contest seems to be only open to US citizens only. However, if you’re lucky enough to be above 17 years old and living in US, you might want to check out the contest’s webpage here.

“Manhunt 2 for the win. You’re just an Ambulance-Chaser and a faggot, Jack Thompson!”

Towards the end of July this year, I did a skit. That one was really mediocre. I wanted something more interesting to entertain you readers. For the benefit of those who are in doubt on what a skit is, it is actaully a way for me to entertain readers of -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ.

I will write a skit once every few months, since skits has been a part of -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ since the very beginning and it has already become a tradition for me to do a skit occasionally. As you might have known from the previous posts, I’ve bben playing Halo 2 and BioShock recently, and so this episode is really heavilly inspired by these two games.

Well, if you haven’t read the last 5 episodes, you can view them by going to this page.

So, without much further ado, I would like to begin Skit Volume 1, Episode 6 - “Rapture-117″…

The Master Chief Spartan-117, John, was having a really big headache. This seldom happened even when he was aboard the Pillar of Autumn, but this time it was different; he was on Earth. He was nervous, but with his body encased in the bulky MJOLNIR armor, none of his fellow Spartans could really tell.

The Master Chief had already swam for 15 minutes, and suddenly, he could make out the outline of what looked like a structure. As he got closer, he could see that the structure was in a dilapidated state. There was no time to think, he had to get onto that old structure quickly. His body sinked further into the waters and his head was barely above the waters. The structure was only 50 meters away…

END OF EPISODE SIX
To be Continued…

So, you have read “Rapture-117″. How do you find it? Was it interesting, captivating, or boring? You can give your response by commenting or by voting in the poll below:

It seemed like only yesterday that I had migrated -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ into the WordPress platform. And, with just a blink of the eye, it’s already October, and -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=- Version 2.0 has already been 8 months old, with 5717 unique visitors since February.

Actually, my goal was only to hit 5000 unique visitors by November. I did not expect -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ to grow so fast. After all, it was only a weblog with a subdomain running on a free webhost. It isn’t a super swiss army knife-like weblog running on a custom PHP script and a dedicated server.

So, for what -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ has become, I would like to thank all of you who have been constantly coming back and reading my posts, as well as downloading the cool stuff I have to offer in the downloads section. I like to share good things with others, so if I’ve got something great that’s less than 5 MB, I will surely post it in the downloads section for all of you to download and enjoy.

Of course, no weblog is perfect, and -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ is of no exception - it isn’t perfect. We are constantly testing and looking out for bugs and annoying scripting errors. If you do encounter any of these errors, please kindly inform me via the contact page.

Once again, I hope all of you guys out there who are reading this will enjoy yourselves in this moth of October. Actually, there will be quite a handful of new video game releases this month, so you won’t need to worry about being deprived of some quality entertainment, I hope.

Okay, there’s really nothing else to say, just enjoy yourselves this month - there’s BioShock, Crysis, World in Conflict and Halo 3 - and a lot of other games for you to play. See you guys!