Just recently, the May issue of GameInformer was released? Guess what? There’ll not be any planes or jetpacks in Grand Theft Auto IV!! Is that a Grand Theft Aero Rockstar Games just pulled off again? Just like what they did a few years ago with Grand Theft Auto 3 and Liberty City Stories?
Actually, no. Liberty City Stories and Grand Theft Auto 3 did actually had a plane; the Dodo. And Liberty City Stories had some Helicopters too, thanks to Edison Carter. But is the Theft of the Aeros from Grand Theft Auto IV really too Grand? Anyway, it’s just my opinion.

I was just wondering, Manhunt 2 for the PSP is about to be released on “Summer 2007″. Could that mean May? Now, all that we’ve seen is a trailer and some bits of information on the Gameplay and Story. Now, just what does that “Summer 2007″ mean? Anyway, it could be June too. But I’m waiting anxiously for it, maybe not as anxiously as waiting for Grand Theft Auto IV. May’s just a month away. Actually, 2 weeks away. So, could “Summer 2007″ be May? Let’s hope so.

Soon, it would be Easter. In some parts of the world, it already is Easter Sunday today. Although I’m not a Catholic, here’s my greetings to everyone of you out there, Catholic or not.

Well, I wouldn’t really give a damn if you are Catholic or not, Grand Theft Auto fan or not. All I would really care about is whether you have really taken time out to read this blog.

Soon, there’ll be some more juicy stuff coming up right here. So, if you don’t want to miss out on the action, just try to get more of your asses over here. Sorry for being offensive, it’s meant to be funny

Also, for people who already know about this blog, which are you guys,  please help spread the word!

Thank you in advance!

As you might have realized, the Site has undergone a minor but noticeable change. There’s the “}{* Logo” at then top, beside the blog title. And there’s the Grand Theft Auto IV countdown at the bottom of the blog. Also, the picture gallery has now been updated - with GTAIV screen shots!!! The sidebars have also both been tweaked. As you have noticed, things are going slow in here and there is not any updates made to the blog recently, other than version updates, because I’m currently focusing on the site itself, rather than the updates or postings.

Blog Version History (v.2.0 and above):
v.2.3: Gallery Updated, Footer modified, Sidebars tweaked, Logo added to Header.
v.2.2: “Hits” counter relocated to Footer and only counts Unique Visitors, Contact Form added.
v.2.1: “Interesting Stuff” area added to the Right Sidebar.
v.2.0: Switched to a WordPress Weblog.

Well, I’m kinda bored, so, if you liked the joke I posted 3 days ago, you’ll like this joke. It’s about, well, Bill Gates, the founder of Micsoft; sorry, I meant Microsoft :

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us,” he announced. “Since I’m the pilot, I get one!” After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

“I’m the world’s greatest athlete,” proclaimed Michael Jordon. “This world needs great athletes, so I must live.” Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

“I’m the smarest man in the world,” bragged Bill Gates. “The world needs smart men, so I must also live!” Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane.”

“You don’t have to stay here! The world’s smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack.”

Well, it got me thinking… I mean, No doubt Bill Gates is one of the richest man in the world, but is he really the smartest man in the world? Think about it and give this post a nice lil’ comment.

You might not have known, but I have just recently updated the Blog’s version. I have added an “Interesting Stuff” section to the sidebar and added a few more stuff here and there. Later, I will add some more pictures and install a few wicked plugins!! Just make sure you see them - they will be neat when they’re all done!

Blog Version History:
v.2.1: “Interesting Stuff” area added to the Right Sidebar.
v.2.0: Switched to a WordPress Weblog.
v.1.9: Included a link to Weblog Archives on the front page.
v.1.8: Included “Contact”.
v.1.7: Updated profile under “About Me”.
v.1.6: Updated the gallery.
v.1.5: Included the gallery.
v.1.4: Placed a simplified “About Me” description on the side.
v.1.3: Updated Links.
v.1.2: Removed dead R.S.S. links.
v.1.1: Added an “About Me” section
v.1.0: Started Blogging.

April Fools is officially over! It’s been 2 days, but the pranks and jokes online don’t seem to really die. Maybe it’s the timezone problem? Never mind about that. Ok, it’s over, guys. No pranks and jokes please.

How does it feel if your well-panned April Fools joke or prank just went Pop! and people realizes it’s a fake and a bad one? Yeah, it’s a bad feeling, I know. But it’s over, ok? And I don’t think anyone over here is a retard, at least not retarded enough to believe a prank/joke, and go for 3 whole days without realizing it’s a fake.

Now, ladies/gents, I want you to realize that April Fools is over, if you’re reading this, please, for god’s sake, enough with the jokes!!! If you still can’t get over April’s Fools, heres a decent joke for you:

Is Windows a Virus?

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference! Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

Enjoy…

Now that the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer hype has died down a bit and the Skit Season here at -=}{oT~dEv1L 666=-’s HQ has ended, it is time to post a rather significant posting rather than just one of those skits. It will be a period before the next Skit Season, so, make do with the current Skit Episodes; I’m thinking of the future episodes and how will they be like. For me, it has been a great experience thinking up the idea of the Skits. Watching the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer has also been a very heartwarming experience. Ok, this is it… Happy April Fools!!!

So, here’s the skit I promised…

Continued from Part I…

{12th April, 1982, Liberty City}

Man: I will. But first, I have to tell you my name… And my name is…

End of Part II
To be continued…

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Ok, basicallly, this is the first part of the skit dedicated to the first Grand Theft Auto IV trailer that is going to be released some time today. It is titled “Trailer Parked”. The second part of “Trailer Park” (Skit Volume 1 - Episode IV), is going to be posted after the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer is shown, on 09.00 GMT, 30th March 2007.

{29th March, 1982, Somewhere on Earth}

[Evil Laughter]

END OF FIRST PART
To be Continued…

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